Friday, April 28, 2017

The Happy Curmudgeon: Work Ethics

Workmanship: 1:10

“Happy is the man…”
Photo Credit: ©2017. Eli G. Greenbaum



“Defects are not free. Somebody makes them, and gets paid for making them.”
W. Edwards Deming [1900-1993], 
Out Of the Crisis (1982), p. 11

There is a show on TV calledHolmes Making It Right,” on the channel HGTV, which shows Mike Holmes [born in 1963, growing up in the east end of Toronto], a contractor, first revealing and then fixing the mistakes and defects found in homes. The idea behind it is that when things are done wrong or shabbily, there are consequences. The houses often have structural defects, some serious, which eventually become evident. 

Without a doubt, it is always better for home builders to do their job in accordance with sound engineering design principles and in accordance to industry code; taking short cuts has consequences. In the end, there is a right way to do things. This TV show, in showing a crew taking things apart and then putting them back together in the way it should have been done in the first place, reveals much about humanity and what happens when fast money is to be made. 

Yet, the cost of fixing the defects due to shoddy workmanship often runs to tens of thousands of dollars. Some people like to break the rules to take advantage of others; but, thankfully, there are professional contractors like Mike Holmes, who do what is supposed to be done, who care about doing things properly. This speaks of a certain work ethic, in taking pride in one’s work. He says that he was taught his work ethic by his father. This doesn’t come easy or cheap.

My father was taught in Europe as a cabinet-maker (where he built furniture) before the Second World War, and in Canada later became a carpenter where he finished basements and kitchens among other jobs. By then, in the early 1960s, furniture-making, once a booming profession in Montreal, was becoming less so. There were less people interested in paying what it costs to make fine, hand-made furniture.

This is what my mother told me as to why my father was no longer making furniture, although he did hand-craft in his basement wood shop a beautiful dark mahogany coffee table and two end tables for our living room, thus matching the sofa (which we called a chesterfield) and chair (both without the plastic slipcovers) in the French provincial style common then.

Starting at a young age (around eight), I often accompanied my father to work-sites where I was chiefly a gofer, getting him tools, holding things, and cleaning up. Sometimes, he let me hammer in a nail or two into a piece of wood, or add glue before placing two boards in a C-clamp, and in some cases in an I-bar or ratcheting clamp. As I got older, I could do more. These tools were heavy, made of cast iron; I was proud when I could eventually lift up these tools with some ease.

I had a lot of time to watch. I learned from him the right way to use tools and the right way to put things together. This often meant that it took longer—no short cuts—but it also meant that it was put together the right way.  The first time. There is a pride when you eventually learn how to do something that took a lot of effort, when it doesn’t come easy.

I hate to see shoddy workmanship, and I see it more often than I would like, especially in furniture making, book-cases and other wood products that are poorly put together. Well, there might be some wood veneer or it might look like wood and be made of some sort of plastic laminate, particleboard or some other manufactured wood. Such pieces might look good on the outside, but more often than not the outside hides what’s inside.

The inside is cheaply constructed. Who knows how durable they are?

Well, I actually had experience in this area, buying a few pieces of badly made desks and bookcases the last few years in an effort to save a few bucks. They were low cost and they all fell apart after only a couple of years. The outside was a thin veneer of wood over particleboard. This is what happens when you start with a poor foundation, with a poor work ethic. No longer will I buy such pieces of crap; I can’t afford it, paying for defects. Lesson learned: I will save up to buy a good solid piece of wood furniture made locally when the need arrives.

What I expect to see is quality craftsmanship. Speaking of a good, solid foundation and an excellent work ethic, my dad also made us a pedestal desk and a four-drawer dresser out of solid wood for the bedroom that my older brother and I shared. All were heavy solid pieces of furniture that were durable and made to last. Although all were in good condition after decades of use, these are now all gone, after one too many moves. Dad might have made other smaller pieces, but I have forgotten what these were.

Come to think of it, these were all one-of-a-kind pieces, all original. Just like my dad, who is also long gone. I did not sufficiently appreciate the originality of both back then; I did not sufficiently appreciate the quality. I do now.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Favorite Books (3): The Adventures of Augie March

Reading for Enjoyment

Here I briefly discuss one of my favorite books; this is part of a continuing series.


“I am an American, Chicago born—Chicago, that somber city—and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. But a man’s character is his fate, says Heraclitus, and in the end there isn't any way to disguise the nature of the knocks by acoustical work on the door or gloving the knuckles.”

Saul Bellow [1915–2005],
The Adventures of Augie March (1953), 1

Augie March: Hardcover by Viking Press (N.Y.; 1953) and softcover by Avon (N.Y.; 1977). The book is dedicated to Bellow’s father, a Jewish immigrant from Russia who was born in Vilnius also called Vilna), the capital city of Lithuania. Before the Second World War, the city had almost 100,000 Jewish residents, equating to 45 percent of the city’s total population. With 105 houses of prayer and synagogues, six daily Jewish newspapers and a thriving Yiddish culture, Vilnius  was called The Jerusalem of Lithuania. After the Holocaust, this was no longer the case; 3,500 Jews survived. After the war, many such Jewish communities relocated and were rebuilt in America, most notably within and around the area of New York City, where they flourished.
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The Adventures of Augie March (1953), by Saul Bellow [1915–2005], has one of the best opening lines written in an American novel, celebrating the individual, where his fate is in his hands, where he gains entry by his own hand, by whatever means are necessary. This is American literature at its brashest, but also at its finest, writing about the common individual (a character in search of meaning) at a time when this was not popular.

This book is among the dozen or so books that have had a profound effect on me. I encountered this book first in a college course on American literature, which I took in 1977, a year after Bellow won the 1976 Nobel Prize in Literature “for the human understanding and subtle analysis of contemporary culture that are combined in his work,” the Swedish Academy said. This introductory course eventually led me to read all of Bellow’s fiction and quite a bit of his non-fiction essays.

This novel speaks of a quest for identity, and how one’s fate can lead nowhere if one does not act rightly on one’s ideals. In other words, high ideals are good and well, but these alone will not bring you to achieve a measure of success; one needs to act upon them in a concrete and directed way and within the cultural and ethical norms of the time. In America, this was easy to determine and emulate.

Even so, it is also true that a life without ideals is empty, without meaning. It is true that Augie does get involved in many schemes, often not of his own invention, that his life is full of adventures. Yet, in doing so, it is also about Augie finding or transcending his ordinariness, in finding a distinct path, which although not direct and is often meandering, leads to some final destination of distinctiveness through a path of high-low culture that is common to America.

It is about “getting it right,” or about “making it right.” And it is about discovery, after all, and of making peace with oneself, of making peace with the past, including most notably with one’s father, with whom sons often have difficult relationships, balancing the need for familial acceptance with the need to make one’s own way in the broader world. One can see the author in this work. It is about knowledge, including self-knowledge, and, of course, about the highest and noblest of human emotions, love.

That is, to give love and be loved. This is a measure of success. It is not easily achieved, which is evident by the fact that there is so much written about love and the failure to achieve it. If this sounds complex, it is because this book raises so many important questions about the human condition in contemporary culture. This novel is also about hope in America, which throughout its history provided immigrants (and more so, children of immigrants) the ability to open the previously barred doors of opportunity.

By doing so, and doing it with success, they are to write their own story, based on freedom and opportunity available to them in America. There have been many stories of the immigrant experience since this novel was published, in opposition to those that say the character, the individual, is dead, no longer relevant in literature. I too join hands with those that disagree. Augie March is, when all is said and done, a very modern character.

Friday, April 21, 2017

The Happy Curmudgeon: Old Movies

Entertainment: 1:9

“Happy is the man…”
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“Of all the arts, movies are powerful aids to empathy,
and good ones make us into better people.” 

Roger Ebert [1942–2013]
The Great Movies IV (2016), p. xx1


I love old movies; I am indeed fortunate to live at a time when there exists a TV channel like Turner Classic Movies (TCM), which since 1994 has been showing hundreds of movies each month, many of them still standing the test of time, resisting the erosion of meaning and retaining relevance and, at the same time, reminding us of what once was essential to the human race. They bring back good memories. Yes, old movies are like good friends—they remain true and are always there for you.

Speaking of “old friends,” I was sad to hear about the death of TCM’s host, Robert Osborne [1932–2017], on March 6th.; he was 84. I found his knowledge and love of classic films, and his way of speaking of these gems both comforting and endearing. Osborne brought a classiness and style to the show that will be hard to duplicate. Mr. Osborne spoke as if he were speaking to you directly, close up and personal, as if he were a guest in your living room. 

So it was and so it will always be. There are roughly two great periods of Hollywood film-making. The later period of the 1970s when I was around and an earlier period called “the Golden Age.” Each era’s greatest films peeled back the layers, revealing something essential about America and its people. The great films resonated with the public and spoke to their hearts. The great films were the ones everyone watched and discussed; they provided a shared experience.


“We'll Always Have Paris;” Casablanca (1940)
Via: Youtube


During Hollywood’s Golden Age (roughly 1930–1959), such film classics as Duck Soup (1933), Modern Times (1936), Grapes of Wrath (1937), Gone With the Wind (1939), The Great Dictator (1940), Citizen Kane (1941), The Maltese Falcon (1941), Casablanca (1942), Mildred Pierce (1945), The Lost Weekend (1945) and Sunset Blvd (1950) were made. This was the era of b&w films. During this period in time, people went to the movies at least once a week. I was born a generation later, but I loved to watch these actors and actresses on TV, often when they showed these movies late at night (or rather early in the a.m.)

I enjoyed everybody from Charlie Chaplin, the Marx Brothers and Spencer Tracy to Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall and Grace Kelly; from Joan Crawford, Bette Davis and Ingrid Bergman to James Stewart, Cary Grant and Henry Fonda.  There was also Kirk Douglas. There are so many greats; a list can be found [here]. As can the Los Angeles-based American Film Institute’s (AFI) 1998 ranking of the top 100 films [here], and a similar ranking in 2007 [here]. There is general consensus of which films stand the test of time and are considered as worthy of this unique praise. There are sound reasons why this is so.

My era, which started around 1968, when I was allowed to go with my friends to the movies downtown, had Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Gene Hackman, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Robert Redford, Jack Nicholson, Gene Wilder and an older Marlon Brando along with Meryl Streep, Jane Fonda, Mia Farrow, Diane Keaton, Faye Dunaway, Barbra Streisand, Jodie Foster, Madeleine Kahn and Goldie Hawn. 

Going to a movie theatre when I was growing up was a big deal. There was no such thing as large-screen TVs, or none that I was aware of back then, back to a time that began for me 50 years ago. 

“Funniest Scenes;” Annie Hall (1977)
Via: Youtube

This was arguably the greatest period of Hollywood films, including such great movies as Bonnie and Clyde (1967), Five Easy Pieces (1970), The French Connection (1971) The Godfather (1972), The Sting (1973) Chinatown (1974), Blazing Saddles (1974), One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), All the President’s Men (1976), Network (1976) Annie Hall (1977), Star Wars (1977), The Deer Hunter (1978) and Apocalypse Now (1979)

One of the first noticeable things is that this is a long list, but the number of films that I enjoyed seeing then is actually much longer. There are many more films I could add, so good was the craft of film-making and story-telling in this period of Hollywood history. As was the directing and acting, often done with an intensity and physicality that is now often lacking. 

As for the comedies, they were produced without the vulgarity so evident and commonplace today; humor tends to follow what is happening in general society.  These are now viewed as old movies, I aging along with the movies of my youth; the younger generation might views these as dated. All, in my view, are worth seeing again or for the first time.

While we had TV the movies were the big screen; it was truly magical seeing these larger-than-life actors and actresses playing the roles that they did. In the best movies, you walked out a different person than when you came in, although going to the movies was not chiefly about gaining knowledge or about forming character. Even so, Roger Ebert’s sentiments about the power of film to better the human condition, to make you a better person, echo mine. They likely echo the minds of many millions.

Going to the movies was an outing, a place and a time to be entertained, an escape from the normal And this is what the movies offered. For example, during the Christmas break from school, my friends and I went to the movies often, seeing all the movies that came out then. Not all were good; some were disappointing, and a few were exceptionally memorable. They were all entertaining. 

Afterward, we would head to a local restaurant or diner for something to eat; it was often a burger and fries with Coke. When we got older, our tastes became more sophisticated. What remained constant was discussing the movie afterward, which included recounting our favorite parts and bits of dialogue. We also planned our next outing.

I do watch modern movies,  but I rarely see a movie at a theatre. Perhaps I have just grown older, perhaps I don’t feel like making the effort, or perhaps I don’t like what it costs to see a movie at a theatre these days, especially when there are better alternatives like the classic movie channel, TCM.  In addition, now watch movies on streaming services like “Netflix” (we do turn out the lights). 

So, yes, I still enjoy movies, thus I might write about the good movies, the ones that I enjoy, on this blog from time to time. 

Monday, April 17, 2017

Ken Burns: Baseball (1994)

America’s National Pastime


Via: Youtube


“The story of baseball is also the story of race in America, of immigration and assimilation; of the struggle between labor and management, of popular culture and advertising, of myth and the nature of heroes, villains, and buffoons; of the role of women and class and wealth in our society. The game is a repository of age-old American verities, of standards against which we continually measure ourselves, and yet at the same time a mirror of the present moment in our modern culture — including all of our most contemporary failings.”

Ken Burns [born July 29, 1953; Brooklyn, N.Y.],
“Introduction” to Baseball, 1994


This is the first part (Inning 1) of Ken Burns’ masterful and popular 1994 series on baseball, simply called Baseball, which naturally has nine parts or nine innings, the length of a complete baseball game (one that doesn’t go into extra innings). The documentary is narrated by John Chancellor [1927–1996], the anchor of NBC Nightly News from 1970 to 1982.

This sport has also been called “America’s National Pastime.” Like all professional endeavors, and most noticeable in sports, this is considered serious business, influenced not only by the money that can be made, but also by the prestige of winning and of being the team that wins it all in the World Series. There is a euphoria, a feeling of elation, in winning, in being declared without any doubt the best among the best players. Such is competition at a high level.

One can say that baseball is the most intellectual of sports, since there is a lot of strategy involved, a lot of ways to advance base runners from home plate and back to home plate—a total distance of 360 feet. This is achieved with very little physical contact, unlike teams sports like hockey, football and soccer. The greatest and most important contact is between a round wooden bat and round cork-centered ball weighing approximately 5 oz.

Moreover, unlike any other sport played in the United States, the history of baseball and the history of America are intertwined. If you want to understand America, you need to understand baseball. This explains why in the past, for example, Jewish children of immigrants played and watched baseball, and when a game was not on TV they listening to their team on the radio. This adage applied to me since 1969 with the Montreal Expos being granted a franchise (the first outside the U.S.), and baseball fever hit the city.

Like countless others on my street I played games of pickup baseball. (I am now teaching the game to my younger son.) I also watched baseball at Jarry Park, and when I couldn’t I was one of the many who listened to the game on a transistor radio (a red Zenith), sometimes joined by my older brother, while reclining on a chair in our backyard balcony during a hot summer day sipping on a iced tea or an iced cold lemonade.

I have many fond memories of Hall of Fame broadcaster (2011) Dave Van Horne, the Expos play-by-play man for 32 years (and now with the Miami Marlins), and the use of his signature phrase, “up, up and away,” when a player hit a homerun. His enthusiasm was part of his charm, as was his ability to capture what was happening on the field while high in the box above. That was magic.

For those who don’t appreciate the finer points of the game, it appears slow and boring, but for those who do, it is anything but. Here is one particular interesting aspect of the game. Baseball is unique among team sports in that it is not ruled by a set time, but by completion of the required 9 innings, or more until there is a decided winner. The longest game in MLB history, between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox on May 8, 1984, was for 25 innings, lasting more than eight hours. The White Sox outlasted its competition, winning 7–6.

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Happy Curmudgeon: Celebrate Your Victories

Jewish Holidays1:8
“Happy is the man…”


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To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something, If we remember those times and places—and there are so many—where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction. And if we do act, in however a small way, we don’t have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.”
Howard Zinn [1922–2010], 
A Power Governments Cannot Suppress (2006), p. 270


Pesakh Seder (2017): Our table set up before the beginning of the traditional Passover seder, which begins the holiday often called the Festival of Freedom. It is seven days in Israel, eight days outside Israel. Jews who follow the Reform tradition also celebrate for seven days. Our family read from the Haggadah, both in English and in Hebrew. Our meal included gefilte fish, matzah ball soup, beef brisket and carrot tzimmes; there was an opera cake for dessert, but I was not able to eat it.
Photo Credit & Source: ©2107. Perry J. Greenbaum


The Jewish People like celebrating holidays with a table laden with food, lively discussion and lots of singing. There are no shortage of occasions to celebrate, since the Jewish calendar is filled with holidays to mark important events in the history of the Jews. As a notable example, on Monday night’s festive meal (סֵדֶר‎; seder‎) to mark the beginning of Passover (פֶּסַח‎; Pesakh), we read from the Haggadah (הַגָּדָה‎‎), which translates as “the telling.”

In  doing so, we recount the biblical story of how the Israelites (the ancestors of the modern Jews), led by Moses, an untested but patient leader, were able to gain their freedom after enduring approximately 400 years of slavery in a foreign land ruled by the ancient Egyptians. For greater detail, it is all there in the Book of Exodus (שְׁמוֹת; Shemot), part of the Torah (תּוֹרָה; instruction or teaching), the central reference document of Judaism.

The story, like all the biblical stories in the Jewish Bible of victory, reveals a transcendent being acting in some fashion on behalf of the narrator and his people, leading them to victory by the use of bloodshed and force. In this case, the narrator is Moses; the transcendent being is the God of Israel, introduced earlier by Abraham, if not Adam, the first man—as told in the first book of the Bible, the Book Of Genesis (בְּרֵאשִׁית; Bereishit). The beginning has a lot of foreshadowing of future events, of both great victories and crushing defeats.

The Bible, if anything, is a bloody book of battles; there is no escaping this conclusion, even as some of us recoil against such means of punishment, the gratuitous use of violence. These are not, by any stretch of the imagination, humanistic values, values that give us comfort. But, then again, violence has always been a part of our nature, a means to stop evil when it does occur. We tend to frame such battles as good versus evil. Uncomfortable as the idea is, it takes violence to stop evil.

The question, as always, is which battles need fighting?

Some people look to the Bible for guidance; I find in it ethical and moral teachings, especially in the prophetic literature and in its message of hope. I also find this in modern stories of courage, where individuals live in defiance of “all that is bad around us,” an idea that Howard Zinn encourages, if not outright emphasizes, in his 2006 book, A Power Governments Cannot SuppressThis is not a superfluous defiance, but a necessary defiance, where individuals are compelled to act in accordance with their conscience.

What Zinn, the child of working-class Jewish immigrants from Brooklyn, N.Y., says is instructive and strikes a chord that resonates deep in my being. I live, and have always tried to do as I think I ought to, in agreement to my values, ethics and morals. Much of it given life and nurtured from what I learned in my early years. I have had both successes and failures, including loss of friendships and sometimes more. But I have also had a few successes, where courage was victorious over cruelty. This is worth celebrating.

As are battles to regain human freedom from unnecessary constraints and the preservation of human dignity are always important, and such are often long battles, requiring perseverance and courage. Such is a universal message, a universal need that applies to all humans. As is the need for hope, not only a Jewish value but a universal one. Here we are and one of the other chief lessons is that despite the way humanity appears—and it might appear dark and gloomy today—does not mean that it will always be this way.

The situation can change; it often does. 

Monday, April 10, 2017

Favorite Books (2): The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz

Reading for Enjoyment

Here I briefly discuss one of my favorite books; this might be a continuing series.


“A man without land is nobody.” 
Mordecai Richler [1931–2001],
The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz (1959), p. 49

Duddy Kravitz: First Edition Cover (1959); André Deutsch publisher. I first read this book in high school, the first of the many novels and non-fiction essays that Mordecai Richler wrote in his almost five decades of writing. 
Photo Credit: Rare Books and Special Collections, McGill University Library
Source: 100 Objects


The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz (1959), by Mordecai Richler [1931–2001], is his fourth novel. The book is set in post-war Montreal of the late 1940s, a generation before mine. It is a coming-of-age story of its protagonist, Duddy Kravitz, who is born into a working-class Jewish family, when Jews in Montreal are neither part of the English nor of the French business establishment. Duddy wants more from life, driven by a desire to be “somebody,” a universal desire, I would think.

He is animated by the advice “to own land,” given by his grandfather, Simcha Kravitz, an immigrant shoemaker from Poland who is well-respected in the community. The streets of St. Urbain Street and others of the area, including St. Dominique Street, become his master in keeping with Duddy as the apprentice learning his trade. Yes, Duddy is a hustler, a young man who justifies his dubious behavior, an antihero, but both his purpose and his means are well understood. This alone makes Duddy sympathetic in some circles.

The book, although not meant to be, is instructive on the ways of the world, notably on its definition of success and on becoming a mensch, a “man,” an individual of substance and means and if it could be earned or gained. It also touches on the need for respect, primarily from one’s father but also from the wider community. This speaks not so much about happiness but more about the need for affirmation and the knowledge that you have made it, that you belong.

Duddy seeks the main chance, where financial security is the means to be such a somebody—this includes entering a world where admittance was previously barred by old-time prejudices. Money is a great equalizer. It can be said that money might not make you happy or buy you love, but lack of money will make you miserable and lonely. In a choice between money and poverty, sane people will choose the former and do well by it.

In an insecure world, money brings a good measure of security. It takes knowing poverty to understand its fears and why it drives men so much to escape its clutches. Arguably, there is a “Duddy” in many of us, notably if the beginnings are humble, i.e., poor. Such a state is not sustainable and there is no getting around this or denying it by dressing “a pig in silk.” Poverty is still poverty, no matter how it is romanticized or viewed by those who have never felt its sting.

Mordecai Richler: On the steps of his childhood home at 5257 St. Urbain Street in 1979. This is near (north of) the corner of Fairmount Avenue  a short walking distance to Fairmount Bagel, a Montreal institution along with St-Viateur Bagel, a block further north. I frequented both establishments. This is part of a now trendy area of Montreal called Mile End; this was not so when I was growing up in this area in the 1960s. You will note the long staircases in the front of the two-storey rowhouses. 
Photo Credit: George Cree; The Gazette (Montreal) 
Source: The Walrus

Although I have never been a “Duddy” while growing up in Montreal, I did grow up in a working-class area on Park Avenue—a few blocks from St. Urbain Street, where a good part of the novel takes place. While St. Urbain Street and the surrounding area around “the Main” informed Richler’s writing and his views, Park Avenue, Fletcher’s Field and “the mountain” has likewise informed mine. There are differences, formed by time and space, but also many similarities.

Not surprising, this closeness to the Jewish ghetto is raised in an article (“My Dad, the Movie, and Me; September 12, 2012) that Noah Richler wrote about his father in The Walrus: “[A]nd immediately at the foot of this side of Mount Royal is Jeanne-Mance Park, formerly Fletcher’s Field, and the streets of the Jewish ghetto my father had moved away from but never left.”

Such humble roots also encouraged a desire among its inhabitants to achieve something and become a somebody. Richler, to his credit, did. In my case, I encountered individuals like Duddy in my neighborhood. I later worked for individuals like Duddy—many of whom did achieve a measure of success and financial security. They, too, were a product of their upbringing at a particular time and place in Montreal, a minority within a minority community.

Such is the way it was, and the book, although a novel, does a good job of showing how some people lived during a period of Montreal history. Moreover, the book, like Richler’s many other works, is funny and satirical. Richler was a satirist and he was good at his craft. He found humor in all the right places and struck all the right chords. Richler knew well the city of his childhood.

If you are not a Montrealer, you can still laugh and enter this circumscribed but very well-described world while reading this work—the writing is so rich; if you are a Montrealer, particularly of a certain age, all the more so.

Friday, April 7, 2017

The Happy Curmudgeon: Barking Dogs

Neighbors: 1:7
“Happy is the man…”
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“Barking dogs don’t bite, but they themselves don’t know it.”
Sholom Aleichem [1859–1916], 
Dos Sholom Aleichem Buch (1926), p. 350


I reside with my wife and two children in a two-bedroom apartment on the sixth floor of a high-rise building (16 stories tall) in a part of Toronto called North York, in a neighborhood called “Little Moscow.” The name likely reflected the demographics of the 1990s; and although we hear quite a lot of Russian when we take our walks at the nearby park, most of the people residing in the area are from Asia, in particular, the Philippines.

Speaking of nature, one of the reasons that we moved here is that we have a wonderful unobstructed view of the park from all of our windows. I enjoy looking out the window during all of the seasons, but especially in the summer when the park is green and in the fall with the changing colors. I have posted a number of such photos on this blog, including here, here and here.

The building is well-maintained, and our apartment was painted and all the floors redone before we moved in. A complete renovation of the lobby and the hallways was done last year with new tiles, wallpaper and carpets. It also has a large laundry room and an exercise room.  It has sufficient amenities and the staff is responsive to any and all maintenance needs that arise.

All in all, I am happy living here, apart for the desire for more space. The four of us reside in a space of 650 sq. ft.—an extra bedroom would be a mechaye (Yiddish: a real joy). This of course reminds me of the Jewish joke, the well-known one about the family and the goat. So, this aspect of our lives, however much we desire it, cannot be changed for now—goat or no goat.

Speaking of domesticated animals, there is one other lingering problem that should be easy to resolve: a barking dog. Here’s the back story. This building has a large number of residents who have dogs living with them, possibly drawn here by the building’s proximity to the park. Some of the dogs are large, some are small. Most, it seems, are quiet. We have the misfortune, however, of living on the same floor as a neighbor who has a small dog that barks regularly, especially when anyone passes her door.

This can happen at any time of the day. We have made numerous complaints to the management about the barking; they are responsive, letting the dog owner know about the noise complaint. They have even suggested that “if this continues we will give her a notice of eviction.” Two years later, she and her dog remain. I now sense that “the management” says this as means to placate us. It is like a bad comedy.

My wife and I did encounter the dog’s owner a couple of times last year while waiting for the elevator; and my wife did point out to her about the nuisance of her dog’s barking. Her first response was that the dog was nervous and she was taking him to see a therapist and possibly obtain some medication to calm his anxiety. The second time was a few months later, after it seems that the therapy and medication weren’t working sufficiently well, when she said that we were fortunate, since her dog is a Maltese and “they are good at warning in case of robberies.”

This is nice to know, but not a concern that we have ever had; and regardless of the dog’s abilities in this area, and I am sure he meets the highest standards in “dog warning systems,” can this excuse or justify the dog’s behavior? How about the many false alarms? Well, I actually don’t blame the dog, since I suspect that the dog never goes out for a walk, which is what an animal needs. Neither my wife nor I have ever seen this dog outside with the owner, and this is a period of more than two years. This is not proof but certainly is suspicious.

I did call the local humane society a while ago about the barking, and their response was that unless there was some kind of known abuse there was nothing that they could do. So, that’s the end of it, and the comedy continues. I guess that I and my family have to “live” with this inconvenience. This is all part of high-rise living and of living in an urban environment, where noise becomes an expected albeit unwelcome presence of city life. Now, don’t get me started on car alarms or on low-flying airplanes in the middle of the night.